The contents of this blog are intended for mature audiences who appreciate dark humor. Any resemblance to real-life situations or individuals is purely coincidental (and probably intentional on your part). Remember, we're only making fun of ourselves here, mostly you. It's not intended to offend or enlighten, merely to entertain, after all, i wouldn't want you stumbling through life with a proper understanding of things now, would i? but if you find yourself taking this too seriously, maybe you need a break from the internet. Or therapy. Probably both. Now relax and have a read... or don't, i'm not terribly fond of your company anyway. 
